Slipshod Lyrics - Enter Shikari

"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice" 

Get me the manager 

"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?" 

First of all I was greeted with a grimace 

Service with a sneer 

He don't want to be here 

Second of all I was seated by the window 

and the draft was a serious inconvenience 

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine 

We put our order in - I can't believe the time 

This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen 

Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season 

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My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth 

And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut 

Rory C, well, tell 'em... 

I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes 

This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits! 

"Please don't raise your voice in here sir 

This is a respected establishment, 

I'm sure we can sort this out quietly no?" 

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Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there, 

It'd be a real shame if something happened to it... 

Slipshod, kick it. 

Cunt.