Bruce Lee Vs Clint Eastwood Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw 

Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws 

How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw? 

Don't need words to serve ya, imma just say waaataaaw! 

Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise 

I'm the king of nunchucks, i fucked up chuck norris! 

I invented jeet kune do, so taste my slipper shoe 

Here's my two-finger push up, kung f-u! 

You scream like a girl and got moves like jagger 

But i'll rip through your ass faster than a pupu platter 

You're in the gym too much ringo, perfecting kicks 

You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips 

You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshopSo go ahead, make my ipod 

Those little dances you do don't threaten me, bruce 

Fuck you dude, i event squint better than you 

I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly 

I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me 

Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo million dollar babies 

You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy 

A man who argues with people who aren't even there 

Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair! 

Do ya feel lucky, punk? that's what i'm askin' 

You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin 

And your one inch punch? same size as your pecker 

Leave the rappin' to me, stick to chinese checkers 

I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable 

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel 

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