Donald Trump Vs. Hillary Clinton Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

I've been in this game too long 

I'm a public servant 

Have been since I met MLK in person 

I'm a woman of the people, that's for certain 

You're a man of the people who don't like turbans 

I was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestling 

You got skin like Russian dressing 

From too much Russian investing 

You been going bankrupt since the 90's 

If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me 

You don't care about the job, Trump 

You just think the desk is shiny 

I said that I respect your children 

But that wasn't quite right, yo 

Looking like some extras from American Psycho 

First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham, last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got 'em 

You fire celebrities on The Apprentice 

Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden! 

How do I say this? You're racist 

Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk 

So you use your fingers to touch chicks 

(She's only 12 years old) 

That's enough, shit 

(But she's married, sir) 

Just gotta get pushy 

(That's your daughter) 

Well, grab her by the pussy 

That's assault, brotha! 

Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka! 

You don't know shit about steaks, yucka! 

But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka! 

Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the vote 

Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote 

So go ahead Donald, let me see your flow 

I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes 

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Let me just say I respect all females 

But your rhymes are trash 

Put 'em next to your emails 

Our country's in crisis 

Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS? 

That might not be exactly true 

But I don't do politeness 

You wanna talk about misogyny? 

Your Bill's worse than Cosby 

He left a mess on that dress 

Like you left in Benghazi 

You wanna break the glass ceiling 

Hillary, I sense it 

But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it 

The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail 

You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail 

This will be just like '08 when you fail 

But Trump will appoint you to jail 

How do I say this? You're a two 

And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew 

What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do 

To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you? 

They want a strong male leader, who can stand up to China (China, China, China) 

Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina 

I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos 

More police and less Latinos 

While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks 

I'll create jobs tearing down mosques 

Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall 

Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all 

I'll make this country great again 

We'll all be living large 

I'll tell Congress you're fired and put Charles in charge 

'Cause this whole system's rigged and we all know the riggers 

For the last eight years, this country's been run by- 

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CAW! 

Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah? 

I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized- 

CAW! 

I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ 

You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed 

I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit 

If this is the best my party gets, then my party should quit 

Ha! 

I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny? 

Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy! 

And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door 

Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war 

Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel 

That's of the people, by the people, for the people 

EAGLE! 

CAW!