Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Verse 1: Albert Einstein 

When I apply my battle theory 

Minds are relatively blown" 

So take a seat Steve 

Oops — I see you brought your own! 

What's with your voice 

I can't frickin tell 

You sound like WALL-E 

Having sex with a Speak & Spell 

I'll school you anywhere 

MIT to Oxford 

All your fans will be like 

Um, that was Hawkward 

I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared 

Cuz that means Albert E. equals MC squared 

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[Verse 2: Stephen Hawking 

You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy 

I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all 

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll 

I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time 

When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind 

I'm the best 

I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science 

I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants 

[Verse 3:Albert Einstein 

I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand 

I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand 

You can't destroy matter or me for serious 

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was 

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[Verse 4 Stephen Hawking 

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe 

Your mama took the ugly one's and put them into one nerd 

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making 

I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan 

While it's true that my work is based on you 

I'm a super-computer you're like a TI-82