Gandalf Vs Dumbledore Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

GANDALF 

VS 

DUMBLEDORE!!! 

BEGIN 

YOU 

SHALL 

NOT 

PASS! 

I rap fast like Shadowfax 

Tom Riddle me this, you bitch 

How's your litle wand gonna beat my staff? 

I leave mics in flames 

Torched by Gandalf 

Touch mine Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off! 

You fool, you got Snaped 

You're not a real fighter 

Death makes you die 

It just makes my brights brighter 

Your ass is like Gringotts 

Everyone makes a deposit 

We all know you've more than a Boggart in your closet! 

The Prophecy forgot to mention this day 

When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey 

Check your status 

They call me Headmaster 

You're nothing 

Nice staff! 

You compensating for something? 

I prefer the company of wizards 

And I'm proud of it 

Your try to win your battles with two fat Hobbits 

You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me? 

Wait till they get a taste of 

Dumbledore's Army! 

Do not take me for some conjourer of cheap tricks 

I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix 

I'll tie a new knot to your beard 

With your wrinkly balls 

I am the One Rapper 

To rule them all! 

Your spells are a joke 

Not funny ones either 

Mines of Moria? 

Ha 

More like Mind of Mencia! 

I'll Expecto my Patronum on your face you little snitch 

And when I finished ima fly 

Like its Quidditch 

WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EEEhhh 

EEEEHhh 

EEEHHPIRAAABATTLEESSOFFFIISSTTTORRRYYYyyyyyy... 

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