Ghostbusters Vs Mythbusters Lyrics - Epic Rap Battles Of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

THE GHOSTBUSTERS! 

VS! 

THE MYTHBUSTERS! 

BEGIN! 

Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches 

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? 

If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do 

Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you 

Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done 

Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one! 

Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty 

Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me 

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky 

I collect spores, tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie 

Like your show, it's all fluff and filler 

I'll kick your hiney man, I'm a savage killer 

Wow, your raps are just too whack to handle 

Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel 

Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process 

And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis 

Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back 

It's a fact, positrons don't react like that 

You built a laser grid with no safety switch 

And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady shit 

Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned 

You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed 

That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown 

Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown 

Grab your stick (hold'n), heat em up (smokin') 

High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion 

We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams 

Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes 

It's a rap test dummy, and you're both getting crashed 

We came, we saw, we kicked your ass 

Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said 

It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead 

(Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari 

Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry 

We reject your flows, and substitute our own 

Uhhhhhhhmmm... 

Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme 

Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind 

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: 

Aww... aww... 

Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff 

Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up (hey!) 

I'mma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I don't play 

Show these dweebs how to rock a beret (hey) 

I live so large you can't harsh my mellow 

Just one step took me out the ghetto 

You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows 

Cause Big Puft just burned all you bitches to toast 

WHO WON? 

WHO'S NEXT? 

YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC! RAP, RAP! RRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 

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