Funky Piano Lyrics - Business As Usual - Epmd

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] 

Straight from Brooklyn from out the projects 

it's DJ Scratch so girls fix your Kotex. 

The Ruler; not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix 

with ten or more tricks. 

Take flicks prick but please don't miss this: 

watch my DJ cut with his dick. 

Yeah slick ain't it? See your moms fainted 

Technique 1200 and watch scratch train it. 

I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough, 

while you hear my jam with the funky piano. 

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]] 

("Here with the movement of his hands") 

("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] 

("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} 

[scratch] 

PMD: 

A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix. 

No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips. 

And feeds up and down is extra weak, 

he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week. 

Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade. 

Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade. 

Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'. 

No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'. 

From table to table, sports a Gucci cable. 

EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label. 

Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough, 

or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano. 

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] 

("Here with the movement of his hands") 

("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] 

("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} 

[scratching] 

("Good God!") 

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