Jane Ii Lyrics - Unfinished Business - Epmd

Hello hello, may I speak to the E? 

This is me, is this the doctor M.D.? 

Yo P it's kinda early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? 

Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie? 

Well anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy 

Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy 

Excuse me, but I'm sorry E Double 

It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble 

Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over 

Why P? 

Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa 

What? 

Last night I was all alone 

Couldn't watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown 

Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you 

Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 

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Where was I? 

I don't know, you wasn't there 

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear 

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow 

Shifted out the door to the local disco 

Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub 

Hell no, I was coolin at a club 

It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta 

Doing a little tango, plus a little salsa 

Seen a fly girl, standin next to me 

So I slid over to her very non-chalantly 

She was DEF, body perfectly fit 

She was packin, a 300-E with the kit 

I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?" 

I said, "Hello my name is Parrish" 

"Hi, my name is Cris" 

"Can I buy you a drink?" 

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"Yes" 

"What will it be?" 

"A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante 

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante 

Parked outside right next to my Monte 

Car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it." 

POOF! My ego appeared and said it's time to go for it 

"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag 

We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad." 

We got to my house we walked through the door 

Threw on "Night and Day" by 

Al. B Sure 

She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips 

So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips 

I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt 

Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt 

POOF! my ego appeared 

Yeah it's time to do work 

I felt the movement below so it's time to react 

I went in my back utility belt and pulled out a jim hat 

I bust a move, when it came to that 

But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack 

Started doin' it, then she called me the master 

You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster 

At first I laughed, as if it was a joke 

But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke 

I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be 

The J to the A to the N to the E 

Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin' 

With the Anita Baker haircut 

Nah more like Whitney Houston 

While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" 

Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode 

Peace, I'm Audi 5000