I Never Cheated On You Lyrics - Singles - Eric Michael Jones

I went out dancing with my wife 

One of the great joys of my life 

We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone 

Stopped for a snack on our way home 

Miniskirt waitress brought my pie 

My eye crawled halfway up her thigh 

Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife 

My wife said you better pray for your life 

cause you know Im the jealous kind 

So keep your mind off her behind 

I said baby I am a stand-up guy 

I had the ultimate reply 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you I aint that dumb 

But the nights still young 

Down at the beach a Georgia peach 

In a red bikini was throwin heat 

Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook 

scuse me while I have a look 

She said honey I dont want to cause a fight 

But Ive also got a God-given right 

So what do you think of that muscle man? 

Hes got a real cute smile and an awesome tan 

Got no opinion, aint my thing 

I knew she was just throwing me a zing 

I could tell by her evil grin 

And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you I aint that dumb 

But the nights still young 

Shes my sugar and Im her honey 

We tease each other cause we think its funny 

Everyone craves a little spice 

But being married to you is awfully nice 

Never cheated on her you ask me why 

I never want to see my baby cry 

Some things you cant do alone 

Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you I aint that dumb 

But the nights still young 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

No baby, I aint that dumb 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you 

I never cheated on you I aint that dumb 

Oh lookout the nights still young 

Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP]