Why Save The Whales? Lyrics - Faction

Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws 

One ate Pinocchio but you don't care 

Solicit money using solemn stares 

Acting educated, put on your act 

You make people think you've got the facts 

You study films, keep up on the news 

How could anyone be as noble as you 

Why save the whales, let's save us 

Give me the money, I'll open a trust 

You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew 

This fetish for fish has got to end 

A helping hand I will not lend 

There's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand 

Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute 

I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.