Comedy Waltz Lyrics - The First Of A Million Kisses - Fairground Attraction

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight 

A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight 

Small minded people at the place where I work 

There's small minded people all over the world 

So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight 

Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes 

Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry 

I've heard the news and it's always the same 

Never any laughs, just trouble again 

So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes 

There's something that I can't quite put my finger on 

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum 

But anytime I have seen such a thing 

There's something inside of me knows what it means 

I want to learn how to dance, I want to spin 

There's something that I can't quite put my finger on 

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum 

But anytime I have seen such a thing 

There's something inside of me knows what it means 

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight 

A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight 

Yes, I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight