Mere Pseud Mag Ed Lyrics - Fall

His heart organ was where it should be 

His brain was in his arse 

His hand was well out of his pocket 

His psyche's in the hearth 

Had a beard which was weird 

Some time ago heard Ramones in '81 

Has a Spanish guitar 

Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate! 

Spanish guitar doesn't get far 

In computer teaching job 

His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix 

A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey 

Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like 

They were do-do like 

They were comfort blanket type 

Pho-do in fact 

Pho-do in fact 

Pho-do in fact 

He had a weak pisser 

And one night at darts match 

Decadent sandwich quaff 

He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre 

Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One 

Twice each at least 

Twice each at least 

Twice each at least 

Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)