Solicitor In Studio Lyrics - Fall

Young dicks make TV 

Get 'em away from me 

Young dicks make TV 

Loads of hair-style ideals 

Here's the other end of the tale 

Here's the other end of the scale 

Law expert makes studio 

He had waited so long 

Patrick Moore got a manifesto 

He learned the words 

Vid king and spontaneous 

He learned the words 

Analysis and through video 

Solicitor in studio 

If he got it right 

Could be a celebrity 

Like M. Pike 

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits 

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits 

But solicitor in studio 

Soon ran into trouble 

From the start, trouble with mike 

Noises and high pitched wines 

Aggressive interviewer much too fast 

Then up came Beaumont Dark 

Ripped his argument to shreds 

Solicitor in studio 

Who ran into trouble 

He inadvertently proved the point 

That his profession was rot 

Shh, shh, shh 

Solicitor in studio 

Who soon ran into trouble