Babysitting Is A Bum Deal Lyrics - Singles - Family Guy

Here is the tale of a babysitting job 

The baby is something of a snob 

(Oh, go screw yourselves) 

So listen very closely, and you'll find 

That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds 

Aren't you a cute little boy? 

(Look at that melon shaped head) 

Having you here is a joy 

(And in an hour you'll be dead) 

Sit on my knee 

(Please don't go Poo) 

Nice place to be 

(This one's for you) 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

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Why don't we watch Will and Grace? 

(Jesus, do I need a smoke?) 

Jack puts a smile on my face 

(Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke) 

I like your house 

(The ceiling has cracks) 

I like your blouse 

(Miss TJ Maxx) 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

So they sat as time went by 

Slowly as time could go 

The baby blurred, and softly cursed 

'Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes 

And her hair made her look like a hoe 

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Time for your bottle my sweet 

(This little brat smells like piss) 

Always a succulent treat 

(While I suck that, you suck this) 

Aren't you a sight 

(Look at him drool) 

You're a delight 

(Damn you, you fool) 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

The diaper change was quite a job 

The grossest I've ever seen 

The baby smiled and took a breath 

And I grunted and pooped out a poop 

That looked something like Matthew Modine 

Someday you might meet a girl 

(Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand) 

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl 

(Darling, I'd rather screw sand) 

Have a good night 

(You little creep) 

Have a good night 

(Die in your sleep) 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

Babysitting is a bum deal