Things Lyrics - Singles - Fannypack

Um hmm that's right uh huh uh huh 

Um hmm that's right uh huh uh huh 

Walking down the street 

Something caught my eye 

A growing epidemic that really ain't fly 

A middle aged lady 

I gotta be blunt 

Her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front 

I could see her uterus her pants were too tight 

She must've owned panties that were not in sight 

She walked right by the poor woman didn't know 

She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe 

Girl that's gotta hurt 

Take some time and adjust can't you see people staring 

And making a fuss 

Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance 

Is your crotch hungry girl 

Cause its eating your pants 

Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings 

The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing 

In public putting on an x rated show grossin people out 

With your Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe 

First day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress 

A little quick to wearin 

Wearin pum pum shorts 

And its causin me much distress 

Whoomp there it is 

Yeha right in the front 

Everybody come and get a good look 

I can see everything through the panty cling every cranny 

And every nook 

You better take a quick minute 

Before you step outside 

And check the area thats pubic 

Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up 

Like rubic 

Take these words of advice 

Cause its not very nice 

I wanna put you al in the know 

Girls don't sleep 

Don't let your pants creep 

Watch out for 

The Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe 

Um hmm that's right uh huh 

Oh no 

Fix yourself girl 

You got a 

Camel Toe