Another Perfect Catastrophe Lyrics - Singles - Firewater

Ain't nothing like it 

When it's twisting and reeling 

They'll put the boot right in your eye 

Because when the floor turns into wall 

And then the wall becomes the ceiling 

Oh what a lovely way to die 

Another perfect catastrophe 

Is just waiting to happen 

Waiting for the moment to transpire 

Another perfect catastrophe 

Is just dying to go down 

It's only looking for the 

Perfect place and time 

Oh wouldn't you love 

To be my partner in crime 

So many tricks that we could try 

So if you want to find out 

What it would been like to my 

Co-conspiritor 

Open up the door and step inside 

When retreat is not an option 

And remorse just ain't your style 

There must be something left to do 

Because every tragedy is a comedy 

Unless you're the victim 

Then you're just another monkey in the zoo