The Notorious & Legendary Dog & Pony Show Lyrics - Firewater

throw your caution to the wind, boys 

coins are falling from the trees 

and moderation is a sin, boys 

whats a little hoof & mouth disease? 

and nothing you can teach her 

about a double feature 

let the blood and whiskey flow 

because tonight you are a player 

tomorrows never there 

in the dog & pony show 

so take your whistles to the wolves, girls 

they've all got pistols in thier paws 

but dont you go a runnin till they shoot, girls 

cause every contract has a hidden clause 

so ride on while your able 

find us in the stable 

honey you just never know 

every wheel's a spinner 

and everyone a winner 

in the dog & pony show 

so come out in and grab a table 

its your lucky day 

all the drinks are on the house 

until we hoist your bones away 

dont tip the waitress 

she looks famous 

back on the rodeo 

and welcome to the notorious and legendary 

dog & pony show 

put em with the other stiffs, boys 

take the pennies from his eyes 

and seal the deal with a kiss, boys 

cause suits and coffins come in every size 

dressed up and they'll show ya 

how far they can throw ya 

funny how the money goes 

well you took em to the cleaners 

with all the other dreamers 

at the dog & pony show