Ho Ho Ho Lyrics - Singles - Fischer-z

Would you like to buy me a brand new pair of pyjamas 

Would you like to fly with me on a holiday to Grenada 

Have V.I.P. treatment, a send off by brass band 

Special permission for us to land 

Would you like to venture round the Caribbean Island 

With more protection than anyone could have imagined 

We'll have a bullet-proof cossy, immaculate hair 

Plenty of joumalists to share 

Ho Ho Ho. . . Life is short 

Then you die. . . Ho Ho Ho 

Would you like to stay there pretending we're in heaven 

WouId you like a jailer to wake us up at eleven 

With freshly ground coffee, peaches and cream 

Living in someone else's dream 

lt's not right to take their money 

It's not right to taste the glory 

It's not right but it's so funny 

It's not right