If I Were A... I'd Lyrics - Fishbone

If I believed everything I saw on television 

I'd 

Think like Brady Bunch 

Eat Wendy's for lunch 

Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much 

Get a 9 to 5 never have a life 

Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife 

Then I'll be a cop ! And I won't be stopped 

Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear