Chew Water Lyrics - Five Iron Frenzy

I don't rock the jukebox 

Or hustle the women 

I'm deep drownin' in trouble 

And not even swimmin' 

I can't begin to tell you my toils 

My trouble is worse than 

My face being eaten off my boils 

It's so bad I can't even start to tell you my troubles 

It's not about a dog or women or nothin' 

What you're gonna have to see is 

I took my cousin, Cletus's chew water and I drank it 

I drunk it all up and now I've got cancer of the esophagus