My Evil Plan To Save The World Lyrics - Quantity Is Job 1 - Five Iron Frenzy

I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, 

And I think it's better than the way it's being run. 

Oh the groundwork's laid, 

No Don't be afraid, 

I'm sure that I can fix it, 

When I figure out the physics. 

Chorus 

My evil plan to save the world, 

Just you wait 'till it's unfurled, 

It'll go down in history. 

It's prophetic, 

No, it's not pathetic. 

I can't believe I made it up myself. 

I have an evil plan, 

To save the world you understand, 

The exemplary feat, you'd think I'd have to cheat. 

I'd make Voltaire proud, 

Deep and furrow browed. 

Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!" 

Bridge 

Got tired of whining, 

A grander scheme with silver lining, 

For every boy and girl. 

We can't be responsible, 

For all that's wrong with this world.