New Boyfriend Lyrics - Flashlight Brown

I grew my hair and i felt better. 

I went and bought a cardigan sweater. 

I tried some smack it made me sick. 

Now my stomach is a-ci-dic. 

I thought, "for sure she's an addict". 

She found me vaguely attractive. 

Down at the beach where i met her. 

She picked my nose, I felt better. 

I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl. 

I'd even dress up like a girl. 

Your band will make us all the loot. 

We'll name our first born after fruit.