Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time Lyrics - I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

I was wandering through the streets of the city 

Rambling through the the avenues of time 

When from nowhere my eyes fell onto a girl 

And by chance her eyes fell onto mine 

Ah... 

So I sat and I acted all nonchalant 

She smoked her lavender cigarette 

Reading the future that lay in my hands 

My shadow played a bass clarinet 

Where are you going with this, Bret? 

We waltzed down a moonlit boulevard 

Just two silhouettes in the mist 

Ah. yes? 

Days went by and years went by 

Moments went by when we kissed 

When was this? 

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She said, "Your beard is woven of heartache 

And we'll drink for the lonely tonight." 

And the moon is a horny old drunkard 

Ah, Bret. Could you please move over to your right? 

We drank dandelion wine and we reminisced 

About the moment when we first met that day 

I'm trying to watch TV 

Then we reminisced about how we first reminisced 

Ah yeah. Sounds a bit gay 

She handed me a broken memory 

A keepsake to forevermore say 

That a brief taste of love is as sweet as any 

And with thot, she made her way 

Oh yeah. What was her name? 

She said her name was a secret 

Then she said her name was Cherie 

Is her middle name Cherie, so It's a Secret Cherie, maybe? 

Mm . Maybe What did she look like? 

Photos 

She looked like a Parisian river 

What? dirty? 

She looked like a chocolate eclair 

That's rare 

Her eyes were reflections of eyes 

Oh, nice 

And the rainbows danced in her hair 

Oh yeah. 

She reminded me of a winter's morning 

What, frigid? 

Her perfume was eau de toilette 

What's that mean? 

She was comparable to Cleopatra 

Quite old? 

She was like Shakespeare's Juliet 

Thirteen?! 

The bohemians of Soho did pirouettes 

As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan 

On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of song 

Bret, did any of this actually hoppen? 

The girl I described, she's as real as the wind 

It's true I saw her today 

The other details are inventions 

Because I prefer her that way