Kiss Me Im Shitfaced Lyrics - Flogging Molly

Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced 

Written by Dropkick Murphys 

I play in a band, we're the best in the land 

We're big in both Chelsea and France 

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar 

There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance 

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty 

These other gals mean nothing to me 

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 

"Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see 

(chorus) 

So kiss me I'm shitfaced 

I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown 

In the trousers, she kissed me 

And I only bought her one round 

I can bench-press a car, I'm an ex-football star 

With degrees from both Harvard and Yale 

Girls just can't keep uo, I'm a real love machine 

I've had far better sex while in jail! 

I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour 

I cook the world's best Duck Flambe 

I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me 

I don't need these lines to get laid 

(chorus) 

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight 

See my figure was chiseled from stone 

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home 

Come last call I'm never alone 

I've a house on the hill with a red waterbed 

That puts Hugh Heffner's mansion to shame 

With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars 

I'm just here in this dump for the game... 

(chorus) 

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright 

I'm definitely not chiseled from stone 

I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire 

I'll probably die cold and alone... 

...but just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside 

I swear I've got a big heart of gold 

I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands 

Come on honey, let me take you home. 

(chorus)