Water Torture Lyrics - Singles - Foetus

{J.G. Thirwell) 

The SNOT-GREEN sea - the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea 

Cast thine bread upon the water - the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP 

Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone 

Looking at a haunted void - I'm all at sea, flat on thine back 

As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN 

Tadpole in the dead dead sea - FIREWATER! FIREWATER! 

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink 

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE 

This time the decider has shown no quarter 

I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER 

Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE 

I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water 

NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE 

My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket 

Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket 

STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET 

Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED 

Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on... I shouldn't've practised what BEELZEBUB 

preached... 

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE 

This time the decider has shown no quarter 

I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER 

FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! 

Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner 

I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner... 

a little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday 

Four flat tyres - break an AXLE one day 

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink 

That drip drip drip is making me drink/That drip drip drip is making me sick 

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE 

This time the decider has shown no quarter 

I JUST HAD A BACKYARD COATHANGER JOB FROM THE SINNER SORTER, SOUL 

ABORTER 

FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! 

WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE