200 Years Old Lyrics - Bongo Fury - Frank Zappa

I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania, 

six o'clock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake... 

sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange juice about as 

big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes, 

and I said to myself: "This is the life!"... 

She's 200 years old, 

so mean, she couldn't grow no lips 

Boy, she'd be in trouble if she tried to grow a mustache 

She's two hundred years old 

Squattin' down & pockin' up 

In front of the juke box 

just like she had True Religion. BOY! 

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She's two hundred years old 

Hoy!, hoy!, in 200 years, 

half of this, none of that, 

one. fifty. oh squattin', 

Yeah-ah, ain't she got 

Oohhh, she got religion now, boy. 

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Oohhhh, 

Oohhhh, she's just mean, 

she just, she just can't grow no lips. 

Squat. down, so mean she can't grow no lips. 

200 years old, so mean she can't grow no lips.