Dancin' Fool ((world Premiere) / Live At The Palladium, Nyc / 10-30-77) Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 

Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) 

Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals) 

Peter wolf (keyboards) 

Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals) 

Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) 

Ed mann (percussion, vocals) 

Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals) 

Andre lewis (background vocals) 

Randy thornton (background vocals) 

Davey moire (background vocals) 

Dont know much about dancin 

Thats why I got this song 

One of my legs is shorter than the other 

n both my feets too long 

course now right along with em 

I got no natural rhythm 

But I go dancin every night 

Hopin one day I might get it right 

Im a dancin fool, Im a 

Dancin fool 

I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat, 

But I cant compete, cause Im a 

Dancin fool, Im a 

Dancin fool 

The disco folks all dressed up 

Like theys fit to kill 

I walk on in n see em there 

Gonna give them all a thrill 

When they see me comin 

They all steps aside 

They has a fit while I commit 

My social suicide, Im a 

Dancin fool, Im a 

Dancin fool 

The beat goes on 

And Im so wrong 

The beat goes on 

And Im so wrong 

The beat goes on n Im so wrong 

The beat goes on n Im so wrong 

The beat goes on n Im so wrong 

I may be totally wrong, but Im a 

Dancin fool, Im a 

Dancin fool 

Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa 

I got it all together now 

With my very own disco clothes, hey! 

My shirts half open, tshow you my chains 

n the spoon for up my nose 

I am really somethin 

Thats what youd probly say 

So smoke your little smoke 

Drink your little drink 

While I dance the night away, Im a 

Dancin fool, Im a 

Dancin fool, (etc., etc.) 

I may be totally wrong, but Im a 

I may be totally wrong, but Im a 

I may be totally wrong, but Im a 

Fool-uh! 

Hey darlin... can I buy ya a drink? 

Lookin for mister goodbar? here he is... 

Wait a minute... ive got it... youre an italian! 

Hah? 

Yer jewish? 

Love your nails... you must be a libra... 

Your place or mine? 

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