Dickie's Such An Asshole (live / 12-9-73 / Show 1) Lyrics - Frank Zappa

Zappa Frank 

Broadway The Hard Way 

Dickie's Such An Asshole 

(The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation) 

One 'n one is eleven! 

Two 'n two is twenty-two! 

Won't somebody kindly tell me, 

What's the government is tryin' t' do... 

Dickie's just to tricky 

For a chump like me to use 

You take that sub-committee seriously, boy 

You could get a seizure from the evenin' news 

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Millions 'n millions of dollars... 

Much as he might need... 

He could open up a chain of motels, people 

On the highway, yes indeed! 

Quadrafonic desperation! 

Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed 

If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber 

The FBI gonna get your number 

THE FBI 

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER 

THE FBI 

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER 

etc. 

Tryin' not to worry 

Tryin' not to care 

But you know, I get delighted 

When that soup goes over there 

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Can't have no private conversation 

Nowhere 

In the USA 

Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world 

Find out their government 

Is just the same ol' way 

Every day... 

The gangster stepped right up, 

'N kissed him on the lips good-bye 

Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did, 

An' he didn't even bat an eye! 

The man in the White House -- oooh! 

He's got a conscience black as sin! 

There's just one thing I wanna know -- 

How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?