Eddie Are You Kidding? Lyrics - Just Another Band From L.a. - Frank Zappa

ddie, are you kidding? 

I've seen you on my TV 

Eddie, are you kidding? 

The people always ask me 

I saw your double knits 

I thought they were the pits 

You threw it in a bag 

And then you sent me home - - 

What!? 

Eddie, are you kidding? 

No, no. 

Eddie, are you kidding? 

No, no. 

Eddie, are you teasing 

About your rancid garments? 

Eddie, are you teasing 

About your sixty tailors? 

I'm coming over shortly 

Because I am a portly 

You promised you could fit me 

In fifty Dollar suit - - 

Oh 

Eddie, are you kidding? 

No, no. 

Eddie, are you kidding? 

No, no. 

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Eddie, my friends ask me, 

Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? 

I wanna tell you something, 

my friends: 

I am not kidding. 

Here at Zachary All 

We have sixty tailors 

In the back room. 

We have the west's largest 

Selections of portly's, regulars 

Longs, extra longs, and cadets. 

And my friends say to me: Eddie, 

Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits? 

(Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?) 

And I tell them: I'll tell you 

Something frankly, my friends - - 

When the new double knits first 

Came out, I was not impressed. 

But as you can see 

These pants I'm wearing 

Are double knit. They stretch 

In all the right places. 

They're most comfortable. 

Our model Twiggy here will demostrate. 

I have this lovely little 

Seersucker ... wait a minute 

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WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA? 

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A. 

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT 

I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY 

I need the knits 

The double knits 

I need the knits 

They are the pits 

I need the knits 

The double knits 

I'm coming over shortly 

Because I am a portly 

You promised you could fit me 

In fifty Dollar suit - - 

Whew! 

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. 

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. 

Eddie, are you kidding? No, no. 

Eddie, are you kidding me? 

Eddie, are you kidding me? 

Eddie, are you kidding me? 

No, my friends, I'm not kidding, 

Right here on the miracle mile 

We have the west's largest 

Selections of portly, regular 

Cadet, tall and long. 

And not only that - - 

My brother Jake and Little Emil 

And sixty tailors ...