Evelyn, A Modified Dog Lyrics - One Size Fits All - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals) 

George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) 

Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals) 

Chester Thompson (drums) 

Tom Fowler (bass) 

Ruth Underwood (vibes, marimba, percussion) 

Bloodshot Rollin' Red (harmonica) 

Evelyn, a modified dog 

Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily 

Draped across the piano, with some surprise 

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In the darkened room 

Where the chairs dismayed 

And the horrible curtains 

Muffled the rain 

She could hardly believe her eyes 

A curious breeze 

A garlic breath 

Which sounded like a snore 

Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within) 

Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom 

Photos 

Evelyn, a dog, having undergone 

Further modification 

Pondered the significance of short-person behavior 

In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance 

And other highly ambient domains... 

Arf she said