Farther O'blivion Lyrics - Road Tapes: Venue #2 Finlandia Hall, Helsinki, Finland 23, 24 August 1973 - Frank Zappa

Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo! 

Father Vivian O'Blivion 

Resplendent in his frock 

Was whipping up the batter 

For the pancakes of his flock 

He was looking rather bleary 

(He forgot to watch the clock) 

'Cause the night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had stroked, yes . . . 

The night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had stroked (he stroked it) . . . 

The night before 

Behind the door 

A leprechaun had stroked . . . his . . . 

Sma-ah-ah 

Ah-ah-ah 

Ah-ah-ah 

Ah-ah-ah 

Ah-ah-ah 

Ah-ah-ah 

Ahhh (stroked his smock) 

Which set him off in such a frenzy 

He sang LOCK AROUND THE CROCK 

An' he topped it off with a . . . 

An' he topped it off with a . . . 

An' he topped it off with a . . . 

WOO WOO WOO 

WOO WOO WOO 

WOO WOO WOO 

As he stumbled on his ____ 

He was delighted as it stiffened 

And ripped right through his sock 

Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me 

PROUD OF ME 

He shouted down the block 

Dominus Vo-bisque 'em 

Et come spear a tu-tu, 

Oh! 

Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes 

Just for Saintly Alfonzo 

They're so light 'n fluffy-white 

We'll raise a fortune by tonite 

They're so light 'n fluffy-white 

We'll raise a fortune by tonite 

They're so light 'n fluffy-brown 

They're the finest in the town 

They're so light 'n fluffy-brown 

They're the finest in the town 

Good morning, your Highness 

Ooo-ooo-ooo 

I brought you your snow shoes 

Ooo-ooo-ooo 

Good morning, your Highness 

Ooo-ooo-ooo 

I brought you your snow shoes 

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