In France Lyrics - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 3 - Frank Zappa

Johnny "Guitar" Watson (lead vocals) 

Bobby Martin (harmonica) 

Tommy Mars (keyboards) 

Arthur Barrow (bass) 

We're playin' in a tent 

It's payin' the rent 

If you pooch a civilian, 

It's a mayor event 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

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The girls is all salty 

The boys is all sweet 

The food ain't too shabby, 

An' they piss in the street 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

They got diseases 

Like you never seen 

Got a mystery blow-job 

Turn your peter green 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

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They got some coffee, 

Eatin' right through the cup, 

An' when they go ka-ka 

They make you stand up 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

If you're not careful, 

It'll stick to your cheeks 

You'll smell like a native 

For a couple of weeks 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

We cannot wait 

Till we go back 

It gets so exciting 

When the poodles 'react' 

In France 

Way down in France 

Way on down 

Way on down 

In France 

Never try to get yo' peter sucked 

In France