Stink Foot Lyrics - Apostrophe - Frank Zappa

In the dark 

Where all the fevers grow 

Under the water 

Where the shark bubbles blow 

In the mornin' 

By yer radio 

Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya 

You ain't got no friends . . . 

An' all the others: they hate ya 

Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm? 

Well, lemme straighten you out 

About a place I know . . . 

(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people, 

It's right aroun' the corner!) 

Out through the night 

An' the whispering breezes 

To the place where they keep 

The Imaginary Diseases, 

Out through the night 

An' the whispering breezes 

To the place where they keep 

The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . . 

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This has to be the disease for you 

Now scientists call this disease 

Bromidrosis 

But us regular folks 

Who might wear tennis shoes 

Or an occasional python boot 

Know this exquisite little inconvenience 

By the name of: 

STINK FOOT 

Y'know, my python boot is too tight 

I couldn't get it off last night 

A week went by, an' now it's July 

I finally got it off 

An' my girl-friend cry 

"You got STINK FOOT! 

STINK FOOT, darlin' 

Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! 

STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', 

Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" 

Here Fido . . . Fido . . . 

C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers 

"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) 

Heh heh heh . . . sick . . . 

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Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over 

An' he looked me straight in the eye 

An' you know what he said? 

Once upon a time 

Somebody say to me 

(This is a dog talkin' now) 

What is your Conceptual Continuity? 

Well, I told him right then 

(Fido said) 

It should be easy to see 

The crux of the cuit 

Is the Apostrophe(') 

Well, you know 

The man who was talkin' to the dog 

Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in desbelief) 

"You can't say that!" 

He said: 

"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! 

I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! 

IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 

'N IT SHOULDN'T . . . 

IT COULDN'T!" 

He told me NO NO NO! 

I told him YES YES YES! 

I said: "I do it all the time . . . 

Ain't this boogie a mess!" 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

(POO-DLE . . .) 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

(. . . BITES) 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

(POO-DLE . . .) 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

(. . . BITES) 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

(POO-DLE . . .) 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

(. . . BITES) 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

(POO-DLE . . .) 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

(. . . BITES) 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES 

THE POODLE CHEWS IT 

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES