This Is All Wrong Lyrics - Frank Zappa

[Artis the Spoonman spoons] 

Moon: This is all wrong. This is all wrong 

FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job 

Spider: Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal skins. It's called leather 

John: Leather? 

Monica: Oh, and their tight black pants 

Spider: It's sort of like plastic, only it's made out of animals 

Larry: It's sad, ain't it? 

Monica: Yeah 

Larry: Um, you can't win 'em all 

Moon: Oh! 

Mike: Sweetheart . . . 

Moon: What? 

Mike: If we go to the . . . we could probably be alone 

Moon: Yeah 

Ali: Wo? 

Moon: . . . could drink coffee . . . 

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Ali: Ja! Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier . . . 

Mike: I want some soul food . . . 

Moon: . . . it's a heartbeat and it feels like a . . . 

Mike: Have you seen "Jungle Fever"? 

Moon: . . . a big . . . 

Ali: Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben . . . 

Mike: "Jungle Fever." The girl with the big butt? 

Ali: Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen? 

Moon: This must have been what the brochure was talking about. They said you'd . . . you'd feel a . . . a kind of a serenity . . . a feeling of peace of . . . of . . . 

Mike: Hey, why, why don't you shut up?! 

Ali: Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada . . . ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar . . . acayip, degilmi? Yagmurda basliyor . . . 

Moon: . . . entering into a different realm . . . I can't remember the name of it . . . 

Mike: Hey, yo man . . . I don't like all this waterfall action 

Moon: . . . and I guess that's where most of the part of it's . . . I . . . guess it's all about resolving past crime and everything . . . and . . . also . . . about . . . 

Ali: Bence . . 

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