Jesus Stole My Baby Lyrics - Fratellis

Jesus stole my baby, Jesus stole my girl 

He took her away for an hour every Sunday 

And cut all of her beautiful curls 

She was always easy seven days of the week 

Now she's a bore and I've seen it before 

She thinks it gives her some kind of mystique 

Said that she just wants to save me 

Said you can't go on the way that you are 

She chased all my friends, hurts my brain till it bends 

Hides my cigarettes and steals my guitar 

And it's a long time since she was mine, pretending I am fine 

Another simple boy on the telephone line 

And though she is living here with me I'm aching to be free 

She takes it all so goddamn seriously 

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Well, I've always been in love with her treasure 

But she might as well be locked up in chains 

When I ask she says no and I'm feeling so low 

I'm bursting from my feet to my brains 

Now if I could only talk to this Jesus 

I'd tell him just how lonely I've been 

I'd ask him to send home my baby again 

So she can see what kinda state I've been in 

Jesus stole my baby so maybe I should steal his 

She used to be mine now she's so dull and divine 

May not be nice but that's the way that it is 

And I'm lost here among the clowns, Jesus men in gowns 

All sandals and out of tune guitars 

And she talks in terrified tones of skeleton bones 

Screaming through a mangled microphone 

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And it's a long time since she was mine, pretending I am fine 

Another simple boy on the telephone line 

And though she is living here with me I'm aching to be free 

She takes it all so goddamn seriously