Roger Lyrics - Frenzal Rhomb

I turn you on at 6 o'clock 

Why is it that you're such a cock 

You smile and tell me that it's a good evening 

Then you put on that stupid frown 

Talk about the bullshit going down 

It's hard to stop myself from leaving 

When you're looking like there's something wrong 

And looking like it won't be long 

Till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying 

Then you wipe off that stupid frown 

Why don't you take a look around 

It's hard to stop myself from crying 

Because I wish I was credible as Roger Climpson 

I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson 

I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson 

'Cause I don't care [Incomprehensible] 

Why can't you see it's just a game 

Your Christian viewpoint's just the same 

As the arsehole that some phony judge is trying 

I'm sure that were all well aware 

That Roger Climpson dyes his hair 

Doesn't it make you wonder if he's lying? 

Because I wish I was credible as Roger Climpson 

I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson 

I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson 

'Cause I don't care [Incomprehensible]