April Fools (he Had The Change Done At The Shop) Lyrics - Singles - Frogs

He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks 

April Fools 

He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair 

April Fools 

He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face 

April, April doom 

Because then where would the poop come out of? 

His mouth 

Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south 

April Fools 

Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock 

With a mouth at the end that ate the food 

Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties 

What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids 

And, of course, beneath his chin the penis 

And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there 

April Fools 

And Jester Wally Jew-Boy 

Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill 

You've had your fill of transplants, please 

You wish you could change back at will, but... 

Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact 

I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge 

April Dick 

Well, he became a woman, then a man 

Then a dog, then a sheep 

Then a man, then a god 

He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits 

Give me 1400 balls 

Give me cocks coming out of every living pore" 

Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine 

Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties 

April Fools 

But this was no April Fools 

This was for real 

This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village 

When he took his place next to the other boys in line 

To serve his patriotic duty 

Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare 

He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me 

Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"