Pirate Song Lyrics - Achtung Jackass - Frustrators

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes 

When he hears the words "last call" 

Stand back and clear a path to the bar 

Cuz someone's gonna fall 

All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of salty punks 

Some of us were fishermen and all of us were drunks 

Avast ye me mateys and ye shall surely learn 

Of the spirits in the cooler and the beer down in the stern 

With nary a waring came the mighty crashing waves 

The hull cracked the bow broke myself I had to save 

I dove upon the cooler and tried to stay afloat 

As the hands of me mateys were a-thrashing in the boat 

Shiver me timbers!