Swashbucklin' In Brooklyn Lyrics - Loco - Fun Lovin Criminals

My man was workin' at the seafood spot 

Sellin' fish 'n chips and dealin' bags of pot 

Dressed in a pirates uniform and all 

Lookin' like a fool, headin' for a fall 

He was walkin' home late one night, God bless 

Heard the scream of a woman in immediate distress 

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He headed down the alley hoping for the best 

He saw the girl who was screamin' her mouth beat shut 

Two guys standin' by her 'bout to get fucked up 

He said you don't hit the bitches while I'm still alive 

Stabbed on in the neck, the other in the eye 

The girl ran home, told her daddy she was saved 

By a pirate with a shiv and a real smooth way 

The vision of the pirate would surely never fade 

So she called the New York post and tried to get paid 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Now the story ran the following day page two 

But swashbucklin' in Brooklyn is all he want to do 

I tried to sit him down and think things through 

But swashbucklin' in Brooklyn is all he want to do 

Now he was havin' problems like diving without drowning 

The city, the cops, the mob trying to stop him 

He needed a psychic that's where I came in 

Tell his story to the world, help him with his shit 

We cruise down the river, patrolling the docks 

Deliverin' justice to eight square blocks 

Brooklyn was safe, nobody got shot 

We used swords and daggers and kung fu what nots 

This kinda shits [unverified] had no choice 

Doin' it for free like the village voice 

This ends my first installment of the story 

He was good kicking ass but bad with the glory 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

We cruise down the river patrolling the docks 

Deliverin' justice to eight square blocks 

Brooklyn was safe, nobody got shot 

We used swords and daggers and kung fu what nots 

This kinda shits [unverified] had no choice 

Doin' it for free like the village voice 

This ends my first installment of the story 

He was good kicking ass but bad with the glory 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero 

Super hero, you're my super hero