The Funkiest Lyrics - Singles - Funkdoobiest

It was the voice of a couragous explorer, a man dedicated to the pursuit of 

man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons 

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The funkiest, the funkiest 

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Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it 

My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it 

I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zoro 

Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow 

Like Ophan Annie, yo it's the uncanny 

Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny 

Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim 

BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em 

I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana 

So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer 

I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em 

Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up 

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Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk 

I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk 

Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams 

But I freak the style like if I was Handiman 

"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" 

'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys want to rumble 

Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman 

The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon 

??? word, the fuckers smell like terds 

'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird 

Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies 

Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry 

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Breakdown 

Yo son, kick that shit 

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Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater 

You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta 

I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader 

From here to Madina, like Sarafina 

I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther 

To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya 

The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler 

I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler 

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