Peter Piper - Run-d.m.c. Lyrics - Funkmaster Flex

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes 

Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time 

Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick 

But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick 

Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep 

And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep 

And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland 

Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand 

And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound 

The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down 

Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing 

But Jam Master's gettin loose and D.M.C.'s the king 

Cause he's adult entertainer 

Child educator 

Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader 

He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest 

Perfect timin when I'm climbin I'm a rhymin apparatus 

Lot of guts 

When he cuts 

Girls move their butts 

His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts 

And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say 

He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay 

Jay's like King Midas as I was told 

Everything that he touched turned to gold 

He's the greatest of the greater get it straight 

He's great 

Playing fame cause his name is known in every state 

His name is Jay 

To see him play 

Will make you say 

God damn that DJ made my day 

Like the butcher the baker 

The candlestick maker 

He's a maker a breaker 

And a title taker 

Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe 

If cuts were kids he would be you 

Not lyin y'all he's the best I know 

And if I lie my nose will grow 

Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio 

And you all know how the story go 

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs 

He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs 

He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood 

Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good