If I Had A Gun Lyrics - Gene Simmons

(Bag, Gene Simmons) 

I said 

Look a me with my makeup messed 

I feel so ugly I've never been kissed 

Hey God can you make it all go away 

[Verse] 

Everyday it's the same damn thing 

I wake up draggin' this ball and chain 

I keep on looking for a piece of the action 

But I just can't get ahead 

[Chorus] 

He said, if I had a gun 

I'd have me some fun 

I'd shoot everyone 

Who pisses me off today 

So don't piss me off today 

Look at me I'm all screwed up 

I've banged my head I'm stuck in a rut 

So hey God, can you make it all go away 

[Verse] 

And all the crap goin' in my head 

Makes me crazy, makes me see red 

I keep on looking for a piece of the action 

But I can't get ahead 

[Chorus] 

He said, if I had a gun 

I'd have me some fun 

I'd shoot everyone 

Who pisses me off today 

And he said, I want to go home 

'Cause I know I can't take anymore 

So don't piss me off today 

I said 

Look a me with my makeup messed 

I feel so ugly I've never been kissed 

Hey God can you make it all go away