David Letterman Lyrics - David Letterman - Ghost Of The Robot

Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? 

Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? 

Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, 

five nights a week? 

And I try as hard as I can, 

but I could never be David Letterman... 

I know he knows you look up to him, 

but you don't visit his sleep, 

I know I know this is what I missed, your eyes are just for me, 

really don't see how we could be, I still put trust in fate, 

it's something slow that I don't know so I say... 

Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? 

Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? 

Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, 

five nights a week? 

And I try as hard as I can, 

but I could never be David Letterman...