My Bike Lyrics - Ghoti Hook

What's missing from this picture? 

It's just me without my bike 

There's just one thing that I love more than anything 

I hold it so near to my heart 

It has just one gear and a pair of blue training wheels 

A headlight to see in the dark 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes 

It has pinwheels and a purple banana seat 

Loud cards in the spokes as they bend 

It has a big horn that I honk when you're in my way 

So I don't run over my friends 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes 

I ride my bike to the girl that I like 

And she looks at me and my bike 

A tear fills her eye as she's filled with great pride 

When I ask her to take a ride 

Me and my girl, we ride all over town on it 

My guide is the street and the sun 

We stop for a shake, I pretend we'll share all of it 

When I hit the eject button 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes 

I like my bike, it's not like other bikes