I Hope You'll Stay Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

I hope you'll stay and have a cup of tea 

Oh I hope you'll play my monopoly 

And I hope you'll do what the others do 

You say you'd love me to 

Make that cup of tea like I said I would 

Make that cup of tea like I know I should 

And not to think what the others think 

So that when you say you like me 

I'll be so overjoyed 

I'll take the unemployed 

I'll give them all a job 

They sure could use one, my God! 

Isn't it funny, no 

A million out of work is really so good for nothin' 

When you think that there should be jobs by the dozen 

But as often is the case 

Nothing ever seems to take place 

And not to think what the others think 

So that when I say I like you 

You'll say you like me too 

You'll say you like me too 

That's all