If You Commence Before The Start Lyrics - Gilbert Osullivan

If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you take off your shoes and socks Throw them up in the air What do you think Your mother would think Will she go spare If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you go out without a tie Nothing under your dress What do you think The neigbours would think In their Sunday best If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you commence before the start Where do you begin If you come the bathroom door Not having washed your hands What do you think Your father would think Would he change his plans If you commence before the start Where do you begin