Christma-hannu-kwanzaa-ka Lyrics - Ginger Minj

Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here 

I know you love this time of year as much as I do 

So let's be multicultural together 

And learn everything from Wikipedia about the Holiday Season 

Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again 

Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men 

Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin 

Best time of the year 

Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that? 

Yamaka, yamaka, it's a little hat 

Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up 

The best time of the year 

And then there's Kwanzaa 

Now I don't know what it means either 

But it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn 

And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia 

Hey, it's another day all for what though? 

Come on! 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Everybody come on-sika 

Something for everyone-sika 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Extravaganza 

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Kinara, Minora 

Come on light 'em up 

Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas 

Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice 

Oh we're not doing that 

Merry Christmas, Shabai Shalom 

I drive a Manachevi 

Live long and prosper 

Peace be with you 

And also, with Jews 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Everybody come on-sika 

Something for everyone-sika 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Extravaganza 

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Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika 

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Now we come to the bridge, my favourite part of any song 

This is a brige over troubled water 

And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll 

And have a happy, and holiday, bitch 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Everybody come on-sika 

Something for everyone-sika 

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka 

Extravaganza 

Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex 

Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika 

Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex 

Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza 

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