Pears For Lunch Lyrics - Holding Hands With Jamie - Girl Band

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog 

Legged it around the gaff and took my top off 

I look crap with my top off 

I look crap with my top off 

Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down 

Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself 

Garlic Curry Cheese Chips 

Garlic Curry Cheese Chips 

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug 

Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf 

I don't know what she wants 

I don't know what she wants 

Bet she wants a wife 

Wish I was a wife 

Wish I was a wife 

Wish I was a wife 

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug 

Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf 

I don't know what she wants 

I don't know what she wants 

Bet she wants a wife 

Wish I was a wife 

Wish I was a wife 

I wish I was a wife 

I said this and I said that 

And I said this, I said this 

I can't eat your pears for lunch 

I can't eat your pears for lunch 

I can't eat your pears for lunch 

I can't eat your body, but if I said this and I said that, I said this, I said that 

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog 

Legged it around the gaff and took my top off 

I look crap with my top off 

I look crap with my top off 

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off 

Oh wowowowowow (x2)