Big Ass Heart Lyrics - Glee

My girl went to the doctor 'cause her heart had palpitations 

He said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations 

She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy 

If you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age forty" 

My girl said, "Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart" 

Said the doctor, "Holy hell, that's one G.D. big ass heart" 

I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart 

When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart 

That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest 

And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest 

I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair 

Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs 

So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets 

When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets 

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Oh, that big ass heart 

Oh, that big ass heart 

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