Make 'em Laugh Lyrics - Glee

Though the world is full of such wonderful things 

We should all be as happy as... 

But are we? 

No 

Definitely No 

Positively No 

Decidedly No 

Uh ha 

Short People Have Long Faces 

And Long People have short faces 

Big People have little Humour 

and little people have no humour at all 

And in the worlds of that immortal god 

Samuel J Snograss 

As he was about to be lead to the guillotine 

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Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? 

My dad said "Be an actor, my son, but be a comical one." 

They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines 

Now, you can study Shakspeare and be quite elite 

And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat 

Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make em 

Make 'em laugh 

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? 

My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hope" 

Make 'em roar 

Make 'em scream 

Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam 

Photos 

You start a fight pretending your a dancer with grace 

Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place 

Then you get a great big custard pie in the face 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make em 

Make 'em laugh 

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh 

Make 'em laugh